You bring an umbrella, it doesn’t rain.
You leave your umbrella at home, it pours. (This happened to me a lot this summer)
You wear a tank top, it’s chillier than you thought.
You wear a t-shirt, it’s too warm.
You pack pants, don’t need ’em.
You write elaborate lesson plans with all the fixings, plans change.
Buy a groupon for unlimited yoga for a month, only go 3 times…
Need your voice for teaching tomorrow, get sore throat.
Get new running shoes, break them in but get a blister…. a week before a half marathon you registered for months ago.
How funny you are Murphy.
No worries, though. I’m over it!